Reason number 10 - MIKE
Only way to get back the lamp I lent her when she moved
in upstairs.
Number 9 - TOVIT
Saying yes was only way to get off the GW bridge.
Number 8 - MIKE
Wanted excuse to sing "Oh Canada" more frequently.
Number 7 - TOVIT
Unlimited Sour Stix.
Number 6 -MIKE
Felt it unfair to continue to displace TWO of the Joel
children when we visit.
Number 5 - TOVIT
He set a goal to run 20,000 miles during the NEXT decade,
I'll never see him anyway.
Number 4 - MIKE
To demonstrate my true commitment to free trade, I
wanted to literally embrace my NAFTA neighbors.
Number 3 - TOVIT
Three words: 2002 Olympic Games!
Number 2 - MIKE
She was the first person I dated who's internet domain
name was still available.
And the number one reason Tovit and Mike are getting married...
Tovit: Married! Are you insane?
Mike: I am insane. |